Comments on: ScreenwriterGuy’s Top Ten L.A. Culture Shocks http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks musings of a wannabe comedy writer Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:29:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Billy Swat http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-1474 Billy Swat Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:49:20 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-1474 There's valley parking and valet parking all in one easy to remember word. #9 More than any other place I've been, LA "su@ks" without sun. Do not call anyone yourself, and always call yourself "myself". Make sure that young, hot assistant calls herself "myself" as well.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('1474','Billy Swat'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('1474','Billy Swat','There\'s valley parking and valet parking all in one easy to remember word.\r\n\r\n#9 More than any other place I\'ve been, LA \"su@ks\" without sun.\r\n\r\nDo not call anyone yourself, and always call yourself \"myself\". Make sure that young, hot assistant calls herself \"myself\" as well.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> There’s valley parking and valet parking all in one easy to remember word.

#9 More than any other place I’ve been, LA “su@ks” without sun.

Do not call anyone yourself, and always call yourself “myself”. Make sure that young, hot assistant calls herself “myself” as well.

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]]> By: FutureMovieMogul http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-54 FutureMovieMogul Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:58:04 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-54 I have a couple more for you that are very distinctly L.A. **Vallet parking (even at coffee shops and copy places) **NOBODY mows their own lawn.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('54','FutureMovieMogul'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('54','FutureMovieMogul','I have a couple more for you that are very distinctly L.A.\r\n\r\n**Vallet parking (even at coffee shops and copy places)\r\n\r\n**NOBODY mows their own lawn.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> I have a couple more for you that are very distinctly L.A.

**Vallet parking (even at coffee shops and copy places)

**NOBODY mows their own lawn.

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]]> By: screenwriterguy http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-44 screenwriterguy Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:14:00 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-44 Aww, man... I must not have my spam filters adjusted correctly. How could crap like this slip through? Seriously, though, I've seen Fortune Hunters, and it's a really solid little short. It has Long Duk Dong in it, so how can you go wrong?<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('44','screenwriterguy'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('44','screenwriterguy','Aww, man... I must not have my spam filters adjusted correctly. How could crap like this slip through?\r\n\r\nSeriously, though, I\'ve seen Fortune Hunters, and it\'s a really solid little short. It has Long Duk Dong in it, so how can you go wrong?'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Aww, man… I must not have my spam filters adjusted correctly. How could crap like this slip through?

Seriously, though, I’ve seen Fortune Hunters, and it’s a really solid little short. It has Long Duk Dong in it, so how can you go wrong?

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]]> By: Mike Standish http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-43 Mike Standish Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:44:02 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-43 I find this blog to be clever, insightful and surprisingly well-punctuated. Nice work. Also, please see Fortune Hunters at the Beverly Hills Short Film Festival: Saturday, March 3rd Comedy Program #6 2:00PM - 3:45PM Break-up Bob : 12:32 min. Greetings from Earth : 23:00 min. Life is Short : 12:00 min. The Wine Bar : 11:30 min. Fortune Hunters : 20:00 min.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('43','Mike Standish'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('43','Mike Standish','I find this blog to be clever, insightful and surprisingly well-punctuated. Nice work. Also, please see Fortune Hunters at the Beverly Hills Short Film Festival:\r\n\r\nSaturday, March 3rd\r\n\r\nComedy Program #6 2:00PM - 3:45PM\r\n\r\nBreak-up Bob : 12:32 min.\r\nGreetings from Earth : 23:00 min.\r\nLife is Short : 12:00 min.\r\nThe Wine Bar : 11:30 min.\r\nFortune Hunters : 20:00 min.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> I find this blog to be clever, insightful and surprisingly well-punctuated. Nice work. Also, please see Fortune Hunters at the Beverly Hills Short Film Festival:

Saturday, March 3rd

Comedy Program #6 2:00PM – 3:45PM

Break-up Bob : 12:32 min.
Greetings from Earth : 23:00 min.
Life is Short : 12:00 min.
The Wine Bar : 11:30 min.
Fortune Hunters : 20:00 min.

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]]> By: screenwriterguy http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-39 screenwriterguy Sat, 10 Feb 2007 19:08:23 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-39 The problem with #3 is that BOTH of the people trying to get together add to the problem. ;) And heaven forbid you try to meet with a group of three. #3 is definitely my greatest sin, too. In that respect, I fit right in L.A. culture. Carrying a chihuahua with me everywhere? Not so much.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('39','screenwriterguy'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('39','screenwriterguy','The problem with #3 is that BOTH of the people trying to get together add to the problem. ;)\r\n\r\nAnd heaven forbid you try to meet with a group of three.\r\n\r\n#3 is definitely my greatest sin, too. In that respect, I fit right in L.A. culture. Carrying a chihuahua with me everywhere? Not so much.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> The problem with #3 is that BOTH of the people trying to get together add to the problem. ;)

And heaven forbid you try to meet with a group of three.

#3 is definitely my greatest sin, too. In that respect, I fit right in L.A. culture. Carrying a chihuahua with me everywhere? Not so much.

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]]> By: Michael http://www.screenwriterguy.com/top-ten-lists/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/comment-page-1#comment-38 Michael Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:49:58 +0000 http://www.screenwriterguy.com/2007/02/08/screenwriterguys-top-ten-la-culture-shocks/#comment-38 damn! I am soooo guilty of #3!! Seriously going to work on that! I swear! Just as soon as this friggin' jury duty is over! Damn these civic duties! I've got important shit to take care of!<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('38','Michael'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('38','Michael','damn! I am soooo guilty of #3!!\r\n\r\nSeriously going to work on that! I swear! Just as soon as this friggin\' jury duty is over! Damn these civic duties! I\'ve got important shit to take care of!'); return false;">Quote</a></div> damn! I am soooo guilty of #3!!

Seriously going to work on that! I swear! Just as soon as this friggin’ jury duty is over! Damn these civic duties! I’ve got important shit to take care of!

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