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April 29th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

comments welcomeThose of you who follow via RSS will have to click through to see what I’m talking about, but I just added this swell plug-in to the right sidebar, tracking the leading providers of feedback to this site. After all, you don’t want to hear to just the opinion of ScreenwriterGuy and ScreenwriterGuy alone as to the top ten Norwegian cinematographers under 40, do you? Heck no. This is a dialogue, peoples. So let me hear what you have to say.

As of this posting, it’s MaxVonMayerling who has contributed the most, with 14 comments in this blog’s prodigious 6-month history. Are you going to let him get away with that?

Posted in General Musings | 6 Comments »

Where babies come from

April 28th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

idea babiesOK, a bit of a bait-and-switch with the headline. This is a post about where IDEAS come from. Hey, if you’re a writer, ideas ARE babies.

Earlier this week a friend asked about the process in my head when I create humor. I wasn’t sure how to answer. I spend very little time thinking about the source of funny.

On her most-excellent blog, Jane Espenson recently posted about two kinds of comedy writers, people who say funny things naturally and then write them down, and people who analyze the shapes and patterns that make jokes and recreate them as they write.

I don’t think I’m an either-or. My brain works enough like an engineer’s that analyzing humor is very appealing. But I also have sufficient experience with improvisational acting to know that the magic of the moment can create humor that an outline and some graph paper simply will not produce.

I had two different experiences with housemates this week that very much demonstrated there is value in being able to think both ways:

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Hyper-Ultra, Uber-Mega, Super Special Productivity Mode

April 27th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

my deskI’m not a poser.

I’m not one of those wannabes who just says he’s a writer but who never actually writes, that much should be clear.

However, to be fair, I can be a king of procrastination. In the struggle to find balance in “research” versus pen-to-page, my scales tip a bit too heavily to “research,” and the word has a broad definition.

I am a fits-and-spurts writer, sometimes going weeks without a pen- or keystroke, then kicking out tons of pages in a few days. Yet my productivity is on par with the more disciplined writers who claim to write on regular schedules. I’m not sure how that works out…

One of the problems with dedicating your life to writing is that each moment spent on NotWriting has a small twinge of guilt tied to it. I WANT to become the kind of person who has a certain number of hours dedicated each day, and who therefore can enjoy his NotWriting time, but typically haven’t found sufficient regularity of schedule. NotWriting sometimes has a mind of its own.

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Making My Start in Television

April 27th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

There were two main arguments with which I convinced myself that, lack of Douglas fir trees or no, I needed to move to L.A. The first was simply that I couldn’t expect to become a television writer anywhere else. The second, admittedly smaller, was that the number of industry events here had to be at least twenty times what Seattle could offer.

My reality–as I’ve settled into a home I love, found methods to support myself, and learned the patterns of L.A. traffic–is that tutoring is rarely compatible with industry events. Tutoring is fantastic for my writing schedule, allowing me to scrape by with a low-hour, high-wage work week. However, most events are scheduled in the late evening, and it’s rare that I can finish with a day’s students and then get across town in time to catch events.

wgalogoSo I’m all the more excited to discover this workshop being held on a Saturday by the WGA on May 19th, called “Breaking Into the Box: Making Your Start in Television.” They’ve booked several big-name showrunners and built in time to mingle with other attendees. Sweet. Plus, it’s reasonably priced, especially in comparison to most of the steady stream of workshops in town. I just signed up. Anyone else going?

My only problem is that I was hoping to have my 33 1/3 birthday party that day. After all, you only turn 33 1/3 once. (Of course, I’M not really that old. Comedy writers are in their twenties. Like me. One of my students tried to guess my age yesterday, and he stated quite definitively that I must be eligible to audition for American Idol.)

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ScreenwriterGuy’s Top Ten TV Character Deaths

April 25th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

Death may be the one aspect of life that shows up LESS on television than in reality (excluding, of course, those shows that start every episode with one, where it is featured far MORE than statistically plausible.) Death can be a taboo subject, perhaps harkening to more superstitious times when to name was to invite it. I thought I’d reflect for a post on how television shows through history have handled the ultimate facet of life. When TV is at its best, reverent or not, death is handled artfully. Of course, we know that when TV is at its worst…

Here are my selections of notable storytelling surrounding the death of a main or recurring character. Because they really do fall into extremes, and to save me from sorting through which Sopranos character really had it coming, I feel like I have to break this Top Ten into five best and five worst:

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Does this make me an @$#hole?

April 24th, 2007 by screenwriterguy

headsetI finally gave in and bought a Bluetooth headset. You know the kind that people wear while walking through stores, either annoyingly talking to what seems like themselves, or else annoyingly leaving it in their ear while not in use, a pretentious status symbol without the status? I’m one of them now. In my defense, I never take even my phone with me to public places, let alone the headset. I’ll only use the headset at home or in the car. Does that exempt me from being labeled as annoying?

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