Archive for July, 2007

Oh no. Oh no, no. Oh no, no no, no, no, no no no no.

Sunday, July 29th, 2007
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Sweet! A company giving more for less.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

My housemate received a similar e-mail several weeks ago, but mine just came yesterday: Netflix is reducing the price of the service I have through them.  This is the same company that recently activated monthly hours of free online movie watching. Sure, I get that their motivation is all about competing with Blockbuster, even if [...]

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See. THAT’S how you make a summer blockbuster.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Tonight I caught Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, a do-over from attempting to see it on Friday, which outing was ruined by a melted IMAX film. I’m so glad I saw this movie. Enough people have accused me of being unable to suspend disbelief recently, as I’ve vocally expressed my distaste for [...]

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But I don’t BELIEVE in writer’s block!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

For some reason, my My Name Is Earl spec has been giving me all kinds of problems.  It’s been the top priority for me, writing-wise, for weeks now, and I’m nowhere.  Haven’t been able to break the story.  This normally doesn’t happen to me.  Normally I get an idea, then I watch the show over [...]

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Eveningicus Ruintato!

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

I had Harry Potter tickets for last night, and was really looking forward to seeing film number five. Leading up to the release of a Harry Potter book, it has always been my tradition to re-read the preceding books, or at least the preceding several. This time around I opted to watch all the movies, [...]

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Never show the art! Except maybe this time.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

There’s a rule of thumb in which I’ve always believed:  if you are writing a story in which a protagonist is an artist (of any kind,) you should never ever show the artwork your character is making.  Maybe, if the artist is supposed to be bad, you show a sample of his work, probably as [...]

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Thoughts on recent box office press

Monday, July 16th, 2007

I have to say I’m quite pleased by the huge box office success of the fifth Harry Potter movie over the last week. Because I’m a fan of the franchise? True, but that’s not why. It’s because at last I can stop getting copies of Variety spouting about the success of Transformers. Have I mentioned [...]

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ScreenwriterGuy’s Top Ten Strongest Female TV Characters

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

Last month I posted a comedy monologue for women I had written on a lark. I was surprised by the immediate reaction it received. I wound up talking to several female friends with acting backgrounds who agreed wholeheartedly that it’s tough to find good comedic material for women. The screenwriterguy.com stats seem to back up [...]

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

As a publicity stunt to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie, select 7-Elevens have converted to Kwik-E-Marts, completely changing their look, and selling Simpsons-related products inside. I’ve been by this particular 7-Elev– er, Kwik-E-Mart several times, and there has always been a line around the building.  You’d think people were waiting to get into the movie.  [...]

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Only in L.A.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

I had a burrito for lunch today. At the next table, two businessmen discussed their preferences in bottled water.  One insisted that spring water contains too much sodium.  They were having a sincere discussion about brands of WATER that are bad for you.

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I need my space

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Once, back when I was producing sketch comedy in Seattle, I started doing some research into adding an L.A. show onto a tour we were prepping. I came across several online resources, including one web site that detailed the capacity, price, and contact information for numerous theater spaces across the city. How magnificent! How easy [...]

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“Hi, I’m a Mac.” “And I’m an annoying bloated piece of crap.”

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Transformers isn’t the only recent release that is annoyingly inadequate and yet still has millions of customers. I had a side job that issued laptops, until they recently ran out of work and asked us to return them. Since, I have been woefully unproductive during my hours in coffee shops, or while waiting for tutees [...]

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