One of the BrevityTV writers just posted this blog entry over at our myspace page. It made me chuckle, so I thought I’d reprint it here.

10 Little-Known Facts about BrevityTV.com
Current mood: Ruling

1. BrevityTV.com has access to 29 letters. That’s three more than other Enlglish-utilizing sketch comedy groups.

2. BrevityTV.com has never eaten mud, not even for a dollar.

3. Our sketches can be used as a porridge magnet in times when porridge is scarce.

4. BrevityTV.com rocks out with our cocks in. Because we don’t want to end up on the sex-offender registry.

5. BrevityTV.com can turn into a hawk, but it rarely does. BrevityTV.com considers shapeshifting showy.

6. BrevityTV.com is 1000 years old, but only 72 hours wide.

7. BrevityTV.com will be mentioned in the Bible as soon as time machines are invented.

8. BrevityTV.com will die in the sinewy arms of Jake “The Snake” Roberts. Thank you Mr. Roberts for cradling our head, or what will be left of our head, during our final moments.

9. BrevityTV.com’s comedy skits each represent a pilgrim from the Canterbury Tales, but not that miller. He’s too ribald for our tastes.

10. Scientists at BrevityTV.com invented the painful hat, the lamentation pants and the mercury-laden insanty jacket.

By the way, we’re at myspace.com/brevitytv. You can see behind-the-scenes production stills, and boost our internet self-esteem by becoming our “friend.”

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