If you’ve been following the daily posts to BrevityTV, you know we’ve been putting up a new third-party candidate stump speech each day. Well, I just recorded the last of them, and it’s starring… (drum roll…) me. (End drum roll with disappointed trumpet fart…) Long story short, we had too many of them, and ran out of actors.

And so, readers of ScreenwriterGuy.com, you will have your chance to see me tackle that other side of the camera. The one where the talking props stand. My piece is scheduled to premiere on Monday, mid-day. Prepare yourselves for a serious slice of ham. To be fair, the beard did most of the acting.

Once all ten are published, we’re going to allow people to vote (assuming I can figure out the code…) and from there select candidates for run-off debates and elections. Please don’t vote for me. I’m going to go shave right now, and I don’t want to have to grow it out again.