Written earlier today:

At this moment, there is an eyeliner pencil in my breast pocket, next to a red pen I’m using to do a script consultation. My fingers are sticky with spirit gum from just having applied a fake beard. Life is good.

Here’s a weird tip: We were attempting to create a costume for a character who looks approximately Hasidic. The hat I picked up for him is labeled “gangster;” it’s like a flat fedora. The beard, which we only trimmed a little, was called “Lumberjack.” So there you have it. Lumberjack plus Gangster = Jewish. Now we know.

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