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No Sex, Please.

June 15th, 2008 by screenwriterguy

So a group of friends and I go last night to the premiere of the new M. Knight Shyamalan movie, The Happening.  In my mind, each of his movies has been successively less worthy than the last, but I figured he hit rock bottom with Lady in the Water, so how bad could it be, right?  Plus, the trailers looked pretty cool.

At last the trailers end, but the projectionist has cued up the wrong movie.  Empire State Building, sure, the movie starts in New York, but instead of the suspenseful music we’re expecting, we’re greeted by a familiar, stylized Latin rhythm…

They’re playing the Sex and the City movie instead.  Normally, no big deal, they fix the movie and order is restored, and all I’ve lost is ten minutes of my life.  Hell, I can make ten minutes go away surfing back and forth between a few informercials.  However, I don’t want to see the Sex and the City movie, because I haven’t watched the series yet.  And what is the first ten minutes of the movie?  Backstory from the series!  My best la-la-la-la fingers-in-ears couldn’t sufficiently keep the dolby surround from revealing that someone decided to be Jewish and marry a bald guy, and somebody has the man she’s been chasing show up in a limo.  Booooo.

By the way, The Happening was weak.  It’s time for M. Knight to focus on his directing, because his writing is going to ruin his chances of making any more movies.

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Use the Force, Barack!

April 24th, 2008 by screenwriterguy

Watching the political campaign over the past few months, I’ve been disappointed to see Barack Obama occasionally falter in his effort to elevate this year’s political campaigning.  As he put it, “You get elbowed enough, eventually you start throwing some back.”

I can’t help comparing Barack’s struggle to that of Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars trilogy.  Among the things George Lucas got right in creating his masterwork was a cogent examination of how much more difficult it can be to take the high road.  As the Pennsylvania primary unfolded, I realized that the Obama campaign needs no strategy more complicated than resisting the dark side of the force.

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I want this guy’s life

March 13th, 2008 by screenwriterguy

Jason Segel, star of How I Met Your Mother, is going to be writing the next muppets movie.

Having been in both of Judd Apatow’s early, failed-but-excellent TV shows, playing opposite Alyson Hannigan (let’s just call her Willow) on a successful show, and now writing a muppet film? He has officially done all things that are awesome.

I want to do something awesome…

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Henson biopic. (Please, please do it right…)

February 6th, 2008 by screenwriterguy

Jim Henson biopic comingSo muppet geeks now have something to look forward to more than the Dark Crystal sequel. Empire Film Group acquired the rights to a script called Henson, telling the life story of the man himself. Could become one of my favorite movies ever… but the degree of difficulty is darn high. Never heard of Empire Film Group? Surely we can have faith that the production studio behind Blonde & Blonder II, starring Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards, will handle this film with dignity and grace, yes? Uh… Oh dear.

P.S. YES, there is going to be a Blonde & Blonder III!

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Steve Holt!

February 3rd, 2008 by screenwriterguy

If there is any truth to these rumors, it would be the coolest news since Barack took Iowa.

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Falling Slowly

January 28th, 2008 by screenwriterguy

I finally just saw the movie Once. Critics and bloggers I trusted wrote that it is one of the best films to come along in a years. They weren’t lying.

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